What to! Old Folks.....
Dorothy Densmore, of Charlotte, North Carolina, is an 86-year-old woman......
....who is 5ft tall and weighs seven stone.
She rang her local Pizza Parlour to order a Pizza......
......but during the telephone conversation.......
....someone at the shop called her a "crazy old coot".
That made Dorothy angry.
And becuase she was angry (and hungry).....
....she naturally did .....
...what most old people would do......
.....in exactly the same situation.....
.....she rang the Police.
She rang them quite a few times......
....twenty times in thirty eight minutes to be exact......
....demanding that Police immediately arrest the Pizza Proprietors.
Unfortunately for Dorothy.....
...the Police didn't appreciate her calls for action......
....and they decided to visit her at her home.
But by the time they arrived......
....Dorothys temper had gone beyond the point of 'no return'.
The fiery octogenarian launched herself at Police Officers.....
....scratching....
....kicking.....
....and biting the hand of the Officer.
Dorothy was then arrested for making the 911 calls and resisting arrest......
.....and taken to the local Police station.....
....where she was given......
....a nice meal....yes...
PIZZA!
Tallyho!
Have you ever been arrested by Police for a food-related incident?
Best Wishes - Lord Noel & Lady Jacqueline
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