Lord Noel Asks "Did You Know?"

What ho! Pepys...

 

Did You Know?

The trampoline was originally invented to get tramps up hills?
But they can also be used to prevent suicidal businessmen from hurting themselves.
IMPORTANT: Do NOT use if the businessman is a Banker.

You're welcome!

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel

Lord Noel Asks "How Did I Know?"

Whatto! Peeps...

Here's a Mathematical one for you.

Statisticians predict that only one in every 2,803,054,792 people 

will actually bother to read that number out properly in their head.
 

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel

Lord Noel Asks "Did You Know?"

Whatto! Peeps...

Did You Know?

That every problem
has a solution,
deep deep down
at the root,
and if you get closer
you will see it... 

...oh great!...
..now you've stood on it!

You're welcome!

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel

Lord Noel Asks "Did You Know?"

Whatto! Peeps...

Did You Know?

That the most frustrating drink in the world is exasparilla.

You're welcome!

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel