Whatto! Peeps...
No doubt you are aware of my growing attachment to things follicle.
I must reassure you that this interest is in no way influenced by those two Jedward boys.
 |
| How to tell them apart...One has his mouth open |
My 'Joy of Hair' began a long, long time ago ...when I was a youth.
 |
| Jedward's Grandad shows off his amazing cranium |
In an era when hair gave way to BIG hair....
...which, in turn, gave way to BIG breasts
 |
| This album was superseded by 'Dolly's Greatest tits' |
Hair...The favoured accessory for all fashion designers
 |
| What can happen if you say "I want hair like Dolly's" |
Hair completely transforms us in an instant...
..sometimes into something completely unique
 |
| What Parking problem? |
It allows us to stand out from the crowd at the local dance...
...well?...do ya wanna dance?
 |
| Vince hated ceiling fans |
And to commune safely within the animal kingdom...
 |
| Growl!....Eeeeek! |
If you are someone who enjoys walking in the countryside...
it can also be a very convenient place...
...to keep a large picnic
 |
| Hairy Sandwich anyone? |
Hair can make you attractive to the opposite sex...
...even if you're too shy to actually look at them...
 |
| "Does my hair look ok?"..."I don't know - I can't look!" |
But don't forget that growing your hair long can also affect the Economy...
...forcing unemployed hairdressers to resort to alternative...
...and sometimes quite painful career choices
 |
| A true Pellaqueeria |
It's still not too late to join the 'Hairy Revolution'!
...but please bring a brush!
 |
| Norton soon realised his hair made him extremely hot stuff |
My one regret in life is that I didn't keep all the tons of hair I've shed during my lifetime and use it to make a sixteen story statue of myself!
 |
| Oh wait!........I did! |
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
