Tuesday, 27 October 2009

Lord Noel Thinks If A Job's Worth Doing....

Whatto! Powerful Ones...
 

Some people...
..because of their total dedication 
to their career..
...have added 'Extra Value' to their 
roles within Society.
They've learnt all the 'Rules & Regulations' 
associated with their particular job.....
....and apply them all with great rigidity...
...never ever swaying from 
the 'Letter of the Law'..... 
.....and getting a great feeling of 
prestige and power....
....bestowed upon them in the process.
But only.. 
...whilst at work. 
They can wreak their vengence on innocent 
members of the public....
....just by carrying out their 'job description' ....
....in exact detail.
Following a crash... a man was being 
put into an ambulance...
...with a broken leg..
....he was presented with a £100 [$182USD] Ticket
for his lack of driving skills. 
Likewise a man in Lancashire, UK who collapsed 
and died from a heart attack 
in the cab of his lorry..
..was given a £60 [$109USD] ticket 
Another man who returned from a holiday 
in Australia 
found that double yellow lines 
had been painted up to his parked car...
.... and he had received a £80 parking fine. 
Another man stopped his car in order to 
re-attach his false leg.....
...and although the car displayed 
a disabled sticker
..he still received a £50 [$91USD] 
parking penalty. 
Such dilegence and attention to detail!
 

Another man, parked on double yellow lines, 
was given a £40 [$72USD] ticket as 
he tended to his wife who was 
having a heart attack...... 
A hearse also received a ticket 
when it parked outside a house where it was 
collecting a coffin in Kent, UK. 
As a variation from traffic wardens, 
wheel clampers have to be somewhere near 
the top of the same 'list' of powerful officials. 
One company even demanded a woman motorist's 
gold tooth as payment....
.... because she wasn’t able to pay 
the release fee immediately.
The BBC was also famous for 
a particular Security Officer......
....who was on duty at Broadcasting House 
when King Haakon of Norway 
appeared at the security desk..
 
 
(I know him well....spendid chap) 
The King gave his name and told him 
that he was due to participate
in a programme in studio 6. 
The Security Officer went to ring the studio... 
A moment later he put his hand over the phone 
and called out, 
"Excuse me, Sir, 
where was it you said you was King of?" 
 
 
Even Agatha Christie wasn't immune 
from the power of officialdom.
When she attended 
a Foyles literary luncheon. 
The doorman asked her 
for her invitation.....
...and refused to admit her 
when she couldn’t produce it. 
She didn't make any fuss..
.. but just went home. 
I would have loved to have seen 
the resulting panic..
.. as the literati looked around for 
their 'guest of honour'. 
 
Tallyho!
 
What fun have you managed to extract from your dull existence by being a 'jobsworth'?
 
Best Wishes - Lord Noel & Lady Jacqueline
Dress With Finesse 
 

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