Lord Noel Says "Monarchs!"

Whatto! Britishers.....

Our beautiful Queen Elizabeth.....
.... (the Second most beautiful Elizabeth).....
.....God Bless Her!.........

.......recently said that she was concerned about the rise in interest being shown by the populace in the British National Party...........

.....which has resulted in their improved showing in the polls.

As far as she's concerned there seems to be some "rascally behaviour" going on.   
In fact......she was so concerned.........

....that she paid for some research to be done by a Major Consultancy Firm.........

....."Just so one can find out what is going on." 

A couple of months later.....

...the Consultants filed their report to her and it said:

'Yes, things are quite bad in Britain; 95% of the people are misbehaving and only 5% are not."   

The Queen (our wonderful Monarch) thought for a moment and then said............ 

.....'Maybe one had better send for another Consultancy to get one another opinion.'   

So the lovely Queen of all of Great Britain (and a number of other delightful but slightly smaller places)......

.....had one of her Courtiers call another Consultant...........

.....and out the Consultant went.......

.....onto the streets of these fair isles.....

....with his trusty clipboard in his hand.  

And when the second Consultant returned his report it said....

....'Yes, it's true. Britain is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.' 

The Queen was, understandably, not best pleased........

"One is not best pleased" she said......

....(to anyone privileged enough to live - or be crawling - within earshot of her).

So............

.....after giving the situation some further thought.......
...and being the true leader that she so undoubtably is....

....she made a decision about what one should do......

.....and she decided that one should e-mail the 5% that were good.........

..... because "One wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.."  

And do you know what the e-mail said?

No.......

We didn't get one either!

Tallyho!

What would you like an email from Queen Liz to say to you?

Best Wishes - Lord Noel & Lady Jacqueline

Dress With Finesse