Whatto! web users..............
Since I've been using the old computer .................
and living from time to time in this weirdly virtual world..............
I have come across a selection of Viruses which I would you to be aware of..........
These are the ones that you should avoid if possible:
Ronald Reagan Virus: - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
Mike Tyson Virus: After two bytes......it spits everything out!
Oprah Winfrey Virus: Your 300 MB hard drive can suddenly shrink to 100MB, then slowly expands back to 500 MB.
Titanic Virus: Your computer slowly goes down while "My Love Will Go On" plays.
Disney Virus: Everything in your computer goes Goofy.
Prozac Virus: Screws up your RAM, but your processor just doesn't give a damn.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus: Terminates zom viles and leafs........ but vill be baaark!
Tallyho!
Best wishes - Lord Noel
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