Whatto! Ladies............
As I man I can still recall how I used to prowl the clubs and pubs at weekends........
In a romantic effort to meet someone suitable from the 'opposite sex'......
And........... Do you know?........... I would often meeting ladies who weren't interested!.........
(I know that's hard to believe......but it's honestly true!...........)
So always remember Ladies........
......there are ways of letting a man know when you're NOT interested......
............'ways' that will not distroy his fragile ego....
.... FOREVER!
(Here are some of the things you should definately AVOID saying to men............)
HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.
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HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
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HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
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HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.
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HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
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HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.
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HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.
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HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?
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HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
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HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?
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HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.
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HE : Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.
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HE : Haven't I seen you some where before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
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HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.
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HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : 'Do not enter!'.
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HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.
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HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Whatto!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
Dress With Finesse
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