Saturday 27 June 2009

Lord Noel Yells - Everybody In The House Say "Arkyhaaaaa!"

Whatto! Nonsense lovers.......


With all the nonsense going on in the World.......
......... I thought I'd reproduce for you.......
......an old poem that you may recognise..............


Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps,

Bug-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants!

I'm about to tell you a story I've never heard before,

So pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

Admission is free, so pay at the door.

One fine day, in the middle of the night, two,

dead boys got up to fight.

Back to back, they faced each other,

drew their swords and shot each other.

A deaf policeman heard the noise,

and saved the lives of the two dead boys.

If you don't believe my lies are true,

ask the blind man, he saw it too!


Tallyho!

best Wishes - Lord Noel

2 comments:

Becky said...

hahaha i love that poem i use to tell all the time as a kid and have been looking for it ever since. awesome

Lord Noel & Lady Jacqueline said...

Whatto! Becky....glad you enjoyed the poem....it is rather wonderful isn't it? We like to seek out the unusual for your enjoyment and delight....Tallyho! Best wishes - Lord Noel