Sunday 7 June 2009

Lord Noel Reviews Swine Flu Face Masks

What ho! Health conscious........



With Swine flu sweeping the Earth.......
I thought I'd take some time out to research what flu masks are currently available to us all........
Mexicans are mainly choosing to use the simple 'mouth cover' flu mask as a means of trying to prevent the further spread of this potentially lethel virus...........
Probably because they are the cheapest and most readily available form......
This Mexican musician said "I think these masks are so great!.......now I can put on a CD and mime!"


There are some disadvantages though.....................
And reports indicate that the art of sensual kissing has certainly become less popular in France....



Of course.....If you really want to be safe.................
Why not invest in one of these chappies?......
The makers claim "It's safe to use, efficient and you'll hardly know you're wearing it"
"Where did I put that face mask?........Ooooh! Silly me!....I'm WEARING it!!"
Mmmmmm...........


With the simple 'mouth cover' face masks you can also add that 'personal touch'........
....just by adding your own design to the front!
The possibilities are endless!.......
Here's the "Always cheerful" mask for those people dealing directly with the public....
"Have a NICE day!"



But beware.............
Sometimes the design of the simple face mask can start to influence your choice of clothes.......
....and who knows where that will lead.......?
Introducing Batmans latest Nemesis........."Aaaaachooo Man!"



Of course....in the rush to satisfy growing public demand...........
......other inferior products have already begun appearing on the market............
....which you should certainly beware of........
This face mask for example...............
.....has been found to be totally useless in the fight against swine flu!
(Although you do have lovely soft skin while you're sneezing to death)


And whilst the developers of this mask thought that this design would 'do the trick'
.................it too proved unsucessful!
(Apparently the Swine flu virus doesn't frighten that easily)


Some people like to live dangerously.............
.....and have taken to openly TAUNTING the swine flu virus.............
.....almost DARING it to infect them!


And don't forget that at times of public panic you still have to try to stay calm and plan ahead...........
Did you know for example, that masks are already available for an outbreak which hasn't even occurred yet?!....
Sheep flu!
 
I'm just following HIM!
 
What ever measures you now decide to take.......
Remember that giving more attention to simple personal hygeine can prevent the virus spreading........
......and doing simple things will minimise your contact with the illness......


Not like this dirty swine!
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel

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