Wednesday 14 March 2012

Lord Noel's War On Drugs

Whatto! Peeps...

Clive sadly became addicted to sniffing his own armpit
Today I'd like to ask you all something very important.
Are you a Drug addict?
Put your hand down if your just addicted to normal Pharmeceutical products that your Doctor has told you are 'good for you' (hey good luck with that!).
No - I'm talking about the Drug addict we are all supposed to imagine when the Government uses phrases like 'War On Drugs' (whatever that means) - the 'hardened user'!
If you are a 'hardened user' - this Summer why not enjoy one of our rare sunny days 
with some Pimms and needles?

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel