Wednesday, 14 March 2012

Lord Noel's War On Drugs

Whatto! Peeps...

Clive sadly became addicted to sniffing his own armpit
Today I'd like to ask you all something very important.
Are you a Drug addict?
Put your hand down if your just addicted to normal Pharmeceutical products that your Doctor has told you are 'good for you' (hey good luck with that!).
No - I'm talking about the Drug addict we are all supposed to imagine when the Government uses phrases like 'War On Drugs' (whatever that means) - the 'hardened user'!
If you are a 'hardened user' - this Summer why not enjoy one of our rare sunny days 
with some Pimms and needles?

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel