Saturday 31 March 2012

Lord Noel on Homeland Security

What ho! Pepys...

Even this Pilot (on the right) who is prepared to provide his own uniform - has had to join the long term unemployed

As the Unemployment levels increase 
and people begin to find they are no longer able to afford decent caviar
we are ALL at risk from attack from anyone who has less than us!
Especially those who are already in the Street - Performing!
The inexorable 'Rise of the Needy' as I like to call it...
...expressing themselves with overt physical manifestations in popular public areas.
I've seen increasing numbers of individuals who appear to be out of control and gesticulating wildly.
For this reason I've taken the decision to install 
some silent but deadly protection around my house
No - not a methane machine but a mimefield!
Let's see them get through that invisible wall now.


Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel