Lord Noel on Health in a Manly Way

Whatto! Peeps...

Look at my massive Gift Subscription - you want it don't you?

 I often scour the shelves in our local supermarket

(don't worry I bring my very own scourer)

in a futile effort to find a suitable Magazine for a man of my bearing and stature.

I have grown a little weary of 'Shooting' and 'Hare and Hound'

and 'Shooting Hare's and Hounds'
and 'Country Manor' holds no real lure for me nowadays 

so I felt quite fortunate when I stumbled across a 'Men's Health' Magazine 

which I perused gingerly in my Lordly way

but I hadn't leafed through much of it's delicate pagery

when I came to the conclusion that it should be renamed 

"Get amazing abs! Have amazing Sex! 

Oh and by the way - you know you're gay?"

(I bought a copy for Lord Fontleroy)

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel