Lord Noel Identifies A Win Win Situation

What ho! Pepys...

We have just returned from a wonderfully relaxing time in Egypt....

...and whilst we were there we went into a Casino for some fun.

While we were at the Craps table, an attractive Russian blonde joined us.

She seemed a little intoxicated and wanted bet 20,000 euros on a single roll of the dice.

But there was one condition attached....

....."I hope you don't mind" she said, "but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."

Not knowing quite what to say.....

....but being men.....

....the two croupiers at our table agreed......

.....and, with that, she stripped slowly from the neck down..........

....then rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed, "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the smiling croupiers, handing them the dice......

.....and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The croupiers stared at each dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

"I don't know" said his colleague "I thought YOU were watching!"

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel