What ho! Pepys....
And now a TRUE story from Christchurch, New Zealand.....
.....which would create a bizarre dilemma...
....for any man.
The question is......
What would you do, if you returned home.....
.....and found an attractive blonde....
.....passed out in your bed?
Ms Vanessa Joy Long, 39, who has long blonde hair tied back in a ponytail....
.....is described as a "Goldilocks-style burglar".....
(I like to think of her like this....)
......after she raided a fridge, drank the alcohol, ate food and tried on clothes.....
.....she fell fast asleep in the family bed.
When her 'victims' returned.....
....they decided to phone the Police!
(And so, of course, would I......
....eventually!)
Ms. Long, pleaded guilty in Christchurch District Court, saying "I blacked out after entering the house through an unlocked back door and have no idea what happened."
The home-owner is seeking $1,050 in damages for "damage to the bedding and mattress", and "the cost of food and drink" taken from their home in Christchurch.
Judge Stephen Erber remanded Ms. Long on bail for sentencing until September 1.
I'd just like to say to Ms Long that if you ever come to Britain, I have waiting just for you - a fully stocked bar, plenty of food and some skimpy clothing!
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
