Saturday 19 June 2010

Lord Noel On Land Of Hope And Other Stuff....

What ho! Pepys.....


After watching the long awaited second match for our famous England football team....
...I feel strangely deflated.....


Weren't these first few matches supposed to be EASY?


Well tonight Sportsfans....
...I saw a game in which the better team made the opposition look very...
....'Average'
And I'm talking about Algeria!
What's happened to Rooney?....He never really woke up.....


....the passing was really poor.....
....they lost possession most of the time.....
...no-one was able to get close enough to the Algerian goal to get a goal....
....all our chances came from long shots....
...well outside the area.
What's happened Chaps?
These players are some of the best known faces in the World.....


Infamous some of them!
Maybe there's just too much happening off the field?


What's the use of having a team of 'Celebrities'....
...if they can't win a Football Match?
I know one thing...
...if England are going to win anything....
....they will have to improve dramatically...
....and very, very soon!
Where's the spark?
Where's the flair?
I just ain't seeing it.....
Come on England!

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel

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