What ho! Pepys...
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| I could tell straigh away that Cynthia was someone who needed to unwind |
I will always remember exactly the first time I saw Cynthia...
..she was one of my first girlfriends...
...and always so punctual.
I could set my watch by her.
We met when we were both into Speed Dating...
a system which I can say with complete certainty...
...offers a distict advantage to those who suffer...
...from Premature ejaculation.
I wanted to be with her so I could find out what made her tick...
...and it was during our first date that she confided in me...
...that she desperately wanted a man with a big clock.
I was definitely her man!
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
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