Lord Noel On Putting Men Down

What ho! Pepys...

...Lord Noel here....

Lord Noel & Lady Jacqueline in their VIP seats behind a go-go bar

My good Lady wife and I were at a Thai Boxing match the other evening...

...watching all the tourists with their very young Thai companions...

..and we got round to the subject of discussing men.....

....and I, being a man, am obviously an expert on that particular subject.

She was asking me about those odd occasions....

.... when a man needs putting 'in his place'...

....and we both agreed that ANY of these phrases would be highly effective......

1. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier'."

2. "He has a knack of making strangers immediately."

3. "He brings joy to others, when he leaves the room."

4. "When his I.Q. reaches 50, he should sell."

5. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored - he's the other one."

6. "He has a photographic memory, but has left the lens cover on."

7. "He is a prime candidate for natural de-selection."

8. "He has two brains: one is lost, the other is out looking for it."

9. "If he was any more stupid he'd have to be watered."

10. "If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."

11. "It's really hard to believe that he beat a million other sperm."

12. "Some men drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he has only gargled."

13. "He would have to study for a month to pass a urine test."

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel and Lady Jacqueline