What ho! Pepys..
In an effort to try to make the public trust the Government more...
(an uphill struggle for ANY Politican)
...they are enlisting the services of a brand new 'Ethical Agency'
who are world reknowned for 'Telling it like it is'
I applaude this Governments attempt to try to allay many ordinary people's fears
(and a few extraordinary fears - like mine)
by engaging the services of these Ethical Advertisers
They are, after all, the Agency who rebranded the common 'Bagel'
as the 'Edible Wheat Anus'
and common-or-garden 'Milk'
as 'Cow Tit Juice'
As far as I'm concerned - The Government for once
has made the right decision.
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
