What ho! Pepys...
As a result of the continued NHS cutbacks
(which now includes the deliberate draining of resources
by members of the UK Government and their cronies)
(which now includes the deliberate draining of resources
by members of the UK Government and their cronies)
I am being forced to provide an ongoing Medical Helpline Service
for those of you who are less fortunate than myself
You're Welcome!
Dear Lord Noel
I don't get out much
and when I do
I'm afraid that I irritate the people that I meet.
You see.....I've got into an annoying habit
of always introduces myself
as 'Stephen with a ph'
Please, please can you help me?
(Stephen with a ph)
Dear Steven
Thank you for your letter.
You are definitely an irritating person.
You are definitely an irritating person.
I sensed that from the moment I started reading
your very annoying message
and I have come to a conclusion as to what your problem is
...you're slightly acidic.
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
