What ho! Pepys...
I remember only too well my schooldays
and the extremely strict 'Masters'
who swept through the classrooms waving their canes...
...dressed in long black cloaks like a bunch of Draculating Counts.
Giving us 'Detentions' in their Private Quarters
where we would be forced to undergo 'Starfish Inspection'
Well I am sorry to say that one day the bullying got so bad
(and me not being one of 'Teachers Pets' - I hadn't been given a 'safe word')
I decided I wasn't going to take it any more
...so I phoned the bullying helpline.
A woman answered the phone and straight away said
"Have you tried extortion supported by threats of violence?"
Things went a lot better after that.
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
