Lord Noel On Phoning A Friend

Whatto! Peeps...

They say that England has the best Justice system in the World!

I don't know who 'they' are...

...or why they persist in saying such things....
(apart, of course, from having a vested interest)...

...but they do.

And we are certainly an extremely humane society.....

.....if this story is anything to go on:

Two teenagers ....

....were found naked....

.....enjoying a joint......

...(no not having a BBQ!)...

...I am reliably informed it was a type of 'joint'....

.....otherwise known as a 'Spliff' ....

......and they were in a well known fountain in London.....

...quite close to Buck House and good old Liz.....

....so they were arrested for public lewdness and possession of marijuana.

(I'm surprised it was warm enough in Britain to do such a thing - they were clearly deranged!)

Anyway.....So far....

...so good!
Once they'd all arrived at the Police Station.....

....the arresting officer (unable to reach either parent)....

.....allowed each of them to make one phone call in private.
A half hour later, a man arrived at the Public Enquiry desk at the front of the station.
The Clerk on duty rang through to the Custody Sergeant to explain....

....and the Sergeant said, "I suppose it's the kids' lawyer?"
"Nope," the Clerk replied. "It's just a bloke delivering their pizzas!"

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel