Lord Noel Gets Passed As A Pirrot

Whaty to! Pweeps....

As I swlit ears on my compwutre....

....dwinking my fawvorit shampurz......

...I fweel pwartikulwarly inspwired to sum klind of momwentus powetic jestwure...

...so here gwoes.....

I kwall it.... "SOTALLY TOBER"

...I hopes yew liyk it......

Starkle starkle likkle twink
who the hell are you? - I think

I'm not uwnder what you'd cwall
the alcofluence of incohol

I'm just a little slort of sheep
I'm not drunk like tinkle peep

I don't know who is me yet
but the dwunker I stand here the longer I get

Just give me one more dwink to fill me cup
'cuz I got all day sober to Sunday up.

Tawwyho!

Blest Wissus......Lword Nowel