Whatto! Peeps...
"Dear Lord Noel
I long to meet the right woman..
someone who understands the 'inner me'..
and who can add enrichment..
to my life...
Can you help?
Ray Guneyes"
"Dear Ray
Have you tried Stalking?
I know several people who've met
some high profile Celebrities that way
...so it obviously works.
You can also tell a lot about a person
just by finding out their favourite book...
stealing their phone
and reading their texts.
You're Welcome!"
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
