What ho! Pepys...
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| When my Lady wife said she'd bought me a lovely watch for my Birthday I thought it was a wind up |
One of the pins on my lovely watch bally well broke orf.
So I went out to seek a suitable replacement.
In the end I had to drive to a decent jewellers in Norwich
where I pointed out my predicament to the young female assistant.
She then asked me if I wanted to try a new strap on.
Which I thought was a bit forward of her.
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
