Lord Noel Asks "How Tickled Am I?"

What ho! Pepys...

My good Lady wife told me that a very good friend of mine 

the Celebrity comedian Ken Dodd 

had rung up whilst I was out.

I said "Did he?"

She said "No, Doddy"

OH! How I laughed! Arf arf arf!

Luckily he rang me back a short time later 

and we chatted for quite some time.

Then he told me that the real reason he'd rung 

was because he had a rather strange request.

I said "Really Doddy? - what on earth is it old chap?"

He said "Well Lord Noel - When I next come to visit you and your good Lady wife
  I want to leave my quilt on the floor of your boudoir."

I said "No way! Over my bed, Doddy!”
(I'm assuming this wasn't one of his euphemisms)

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel