What ho!...
Aren't Weddings wonderful?.....
Two people....
...who've finally decided that....
....despite the economic climate and global warming.....
...and the statistics that categorically prove beyond a shadow of a doubt....
...that the vast majority of Marriages DO NOT LAST!....
STILL....decide to 'give it a go'.....
...because "We're different".....
.....and...
....judging from these pictures.....
....I actually believe them!
But regardless of the apparent anomalies in these shots....
...one has to accept that a certain amount of these blissful pairings....
.....will eventually go awry....
....Awwwwwwww....I hear you say.....
....but it's not necessarily such a bad thing....
...sometimes the signs were there from the start......
Take the cakes for example.......
This nontraditional 'topping' leaves no doubt....
....the reason this hastily thrown together celebration has come about.....
And if this one isn't crying out "I'm gonna kill you the first chance I get!....and I'm gonna make it look like an accident!" I don't know what is.....
Or there's this one....
...where I think she wants to see whether he actually has the nerve to 'stick the knife in'......
....and if he does......
....Wow!.....he better just LOOK OUT!
Or maybe this one.....
...which clearly illustrates the theme "All my friends know we're nuts so how come you never realised?"
Or sometimes the cake can be that last minute desperate vehicle for a genuine 'Cry for help!'....
.....as anyone who stepped forward to cut a slice of this one would clearly see.....
....this Marriage is not going to be 'Plain Sailing'
But sometimes the Couple can do it in much more subtle ways.....
....either by their choice of Vicar.....
...or bridesmaid....
...or sometimes.....
....if one looks carefully....
....it can be read....
...in the subtle body language of the couple themselves.......
....somehow one can tell......
....that their Heart just wasn't in it.....!!
But I suppose the biggest positive message of all that we can take.....
....from the wonderful pairings is the one which is so subtly suggested in this young ladies tasteful wedding dress......
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
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