Monday, 23 November 2009

Lord Noel Observes The X Factory showing its Underworld Belly

Whatto! Mafioso....
I hope you gangsters are proud of yourselves!
Yet another part of the 'Entertainment World' has been lost this weekend.....
....to the whims of 'Underworld betting scams'.....
....in a shameless round of 'rigged voting'...
...that was televised for all the World to see... 'LIVE'...
...on Sunday nights X Factory!
How else could two perfectly healthy and attractive....
....Irish twins......
....have been unceremoniously 'booted out'?
Dannii Moinogue tried her best to draw attention to her plight....
...as a mere judge....
...by asking the sudience - repeatedly "Is this a singing contest?"
OMG! I suddenly feel rather hot...
(At this point Simon Cowell remained strangely quiet....
...obviously not wishing to 'upset the applecart'.....
....although he is clearly involved and he was definately rattled by Dannii's spontaneous remarks.....
....and we all glimpsed, for a moment, a vision of the true Simon Cowell.....
....and learned why he is also known.....
....as 'SyCo').
Dannii was placed in an impossible position....
...if she voted for the Jedward twins....

....and exposed the shallow sham show for the manipulated mafia mouthpiece that it is.....
....then her beautiful sister Kylie was likely to be immediately taken hostage by Mafia hitmen in retaliation....
...so she really was left with no choice but to vote Jedward out.
But the tears, welling in her gorgeous eyes, told the true story.....
No doubt this morning.....
Mafia bossess all over the World will be laughing their nightmare laughs....
...as they count their ill gotten winnings......
...from this terrible travesty of talent...
....as the public waits in innocence....
...to see what the X Factory will eventually 'churn out' of it's production lines....
....and two merely manipulated multi-talented twins travel tentatively towards the twilight.
Tallyho!
Have you ever had to rig a talent contest for financial reasons?
Best Wishes - Lord Noel & Lady Jacqueline

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey Lord Noel...if you know what's good for you....you'll leave the whole Jedward story well alone!
Yours threateningly.... Harry 'Trigger' Canelloni

Lord Noel & Lady Jacqueline said...

Just as I suspected.....but you can't threaten me!...or my chickens!!
The World HAS to know the truth!