Wednesday 28 September 2011

Lord Noel and the Mohican Girl

Whatto! Peeps...

I was watching a teenage girl sitting next to me on a bench.

She had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.

I looked at it in wonderment at the amount of time and effort that she must have put in to make it look like that.

She suddenly looked around at me and noticed I was staring and said sarcastically "What's the matter mate, never done anything wild in your life?"

And I replied "Well, I got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my child."
 

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel