Whatto! Peeps....
I met a jolly nice New Zealand chappie the other day and he told me of the time he was capsized off the coast of Australia in very trecherous waters....
Surprisingly he and his dog managed to swim to the shore....
.....where they found themselves stranded on a tiny Island!
They searched the whole Island together but found that apart from a few sheep...it was uninhabited.
He managed to survive somehow on fruit and vegetables that were growing around the place....
...and the occasional fish he managed to catch too.
After being there for awhile, he got into the habit of going to the beach every evening with his dog, to watch the wonderful sunsets. One particular evening the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle.
And the thought suddenly crossed his mind that it would be a perfect night for romance!
As he sat there, the nearby sheep started looking better and better to the Kiwi.
Soon, he leaned over to the nearest sheep.....
......and put his arm around it.
The dog got immediately jealous, growling fiercely until the Kiwi took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together....
....but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed, and lo and behold, there was a shipwreck off the shore. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful the Kiwi had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her....
.....but he slowly nursed her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their evening ritual. It was another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the Kiwi started to get "those feelings" again.
He fought them for as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman cautiously....
....and whispered in her ear....
"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
I met a jolly nice New Zealand chappie the other day and he told me of the time he was capsized off the coast of Australia in very trecherous waters....
Surprisingly he and his dog managed to swim to the shore....
.....where they found themselves stranded on a tiny Island!
They searched the whole Island together but found that apart from a few sheep...it was uninhabited.
He managed to survive somehow on fruit and vegetables that were growing around the place....
...and the occasional fish he managed to catch too.
After being there for awhile, he got into the habit of going to the beach every evening with his dog, to watch the wonderful sunsets. One particular evening the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle.
And the thought suddenly crossed his mind that it would be a perfect night for romance!
As he sat there, the nearby sheep started looking better and better to the Kiwi.
Soon, he leaned over to the nearest sheep.....
......and put his arm around it.
The dog got immediately jealous, growling fiercely until the Kiwi took his arm from around the sheep.
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together....
....but there was no more cuddling.
A few weeks passed, and lo and behold, there was a shipwreck off the shore. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful the Kiwi had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her....
.....but he slowly nursed her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their evening ritual. It was another beautiful evening, red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the Kiwi started to get "those feelings" again.
He fought them for as long as he could, but he finally gave in and leaned over to the young woman cautiously....
....and whispered in her ear....
"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
