Whatto! Pepys...
I trust your Xmas was a joyous occasion filled with merriment and fun!
We love to gather together inside the Pianobar at that time of year and roast our chestnuts over the fire whilst singing Carols around the pianoforte, tinkled by yours truly.
Generally alcohol is served quite early in the day over the festive period because it's what Jesus would have wanted. I also find that Booze, served liberally over the tonsils, helps to loosen the voicebox and the spirit is soon soaring and coming up with some very interesting lyrics.
Here are a few of the corkers for your delectation and delight!
Deck the halls with Buddy Holly.
We three kings of porridge and tar.
On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me.
Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.
He's makin' a list, chicken and rice.
Noel! Noel! Barney's the king of Israel.
With the jelly toast proclaim.
Olive the other reindeer.
Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say.
Sleep in heavenly peas.
In the meadow we can build a snowman, then pretend that he is sparse and brown.
You'll go down in Listerine.
Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse soap and hay.
O' come, froggy faithful
You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require"
Good tidings we bring to you and your kid.
We three kings of porridge and tar.
On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me.
Later on we'll perspire, as we dream by the fire.
He's makin' a list, chicken and rice.
Noel! Noel! Barney's the king of Israel.
With the jelly toast proclaim.
Olive the other reindeer.
Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say.
Sleep in heavenly peas.
In the meadow we can build a snowman, then pretend that he is sparse and brown.
You'll go down in Listerine.
Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse soap and hay.
O' come, froggy faithful
You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require"
Good tidings we bring to you and your kid.
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
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