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| An Artists Impression of the Local Man (not to scale) |
I have the unpleasant duty to inform you
that a local man aged 34 years has died suddenly at his home.
Neville Bumstrangler died after spending two months
holed up in his spare room on his computer
compiling an enormous spreadsheet.
After a thorough investigation
Local Police say they are happy that no-one else was involved
They think that
Neville may have just Excelled himself
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
