Saturday 16 February 2013

Lord Noel on Crystal Balls

Whatto! Pepys...


Due to my recent increased Psychic activity
I headed down to our local Tarot reading centre for work.
That's the beauty of being Psychic...
...knowing where to apply for work without having to be told.
I was led down a dimly lit corridor to the secluded Reiki room for my interview 
where a woman in a floor length cloak spoke to me in a slow soft voice.
"Lord Noel - How nice to see you again! How can I help you today?"
I said "Well, I'd like to apply for a position of Psychic here at the centre." 
"Yes Okay." She smiled wickedly...
..."Tell me, where do you see yourself in five years' time?"

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel