Friday 29 June 2012

Lord Noel's Guaranteed Weight Loss System

What ho! Pepys...

I've finally come up with an absolutely foolproof plan
that GUARANTEES fat women will loose weight!
It's a revolutionary new idea
based on an inexpensive lip-stick
which I like to call 'superglue'

Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel

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