Lord Noel's New Year Dating Tips For Ladyees

What ho! Lady Pepys...

Two over active people expressing their love...awwwwwwwww!

Love!....awwwwwwww!
Ladies...Isn't it a lovely feeling?

I know many of you will be thinking about starting orf the impending New Year...
...by finding someone new to love.
But please remember that the person you 'get orf with' on New Year's Eve may well be drunk...
...and not in full control of their faculties...
...they may even forget your name or to call you the next day!
Worse still...you could get paralytic and end up on the kerb showing the world your pants...
...and appearing in some viral ad for Barclaycard!
NO! In order to love someone real and non-virtual

- you first have to meet them somewhere they (and you) are likely to be sober.
We asked 100 members of our studio audience....
....and the top three places to meet men are:
1.Gym
2. DIY store
3. Supermarket

Once you have met the man you may then want to spend more time with him...
...so that he seems like less of a stranger to you.

If you are planning to meet with this stranger for the first time...

...then you will find that you are going out on what is called a 'date'

In order for this first date to be a 'success'...

...it's important that you observe these very important but simple rules...

Good Luck!
Love!...awwwwwwwwwwwww!

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel