What ho! Pepys...
My good Lady wife sat me down a few evenings ago and said
"Lord Noel ...just recently I don't feel that you've been supportive enough towards me"
So I cupped her boobs!
Then I took her out for a lovely meal
at a very select Members Only Club
where we danced the night away.
While we were there we met this charming lap dancer
who said to us 'Lord Noel I will do absolutely anything for money'..
"Wallop!!Say No More!" Said I
Guess who got all their housework done?!
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
