Lord Noel's Santa Stories

Whatto! Festive ones.............

I came across these two stories and couldn't resist them.........
Have a Good One!

"In Danbury, Connecticut - A 33 year old woman named Sandrama Lamy has been sentenced under an accelerated rehabilitation programme that will wipe her record clean if she completes two years' probation...............
Danbury Superior Court Judge Susan Reynolds on Wednesday also ordered Lamy to stay away from the Danbury Fair Mall..............
So what was Lamy charged with?...............
Theft?.........
No!
Damage?..............
No!
Lamy got charged with sexual assault and breach of the peace...............
....after groping Santa inappropriately while sitting on his lap at the mall!"
AND................

"In Los Angeles a man was arrested on Sunday night for investigation of drunken driving after he was spotted outside Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood.............
wearing..............
a Santa Hat.............
a long blonde wig.................
a red lace camisole................
black leg warmers...............
knee-length black boots.............
and a purple G-string!............
Police said......... "We are pretty sure this is not the Santa Claus!"

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel