Tuesday 21 April 2009

Lord Noel's Love Quotes

Whatto! Lovers......
It is said that "Love is a many splendoured thing"........
....inspiring people to achieve so many great things........
Here are some quotes.............
.....that have been inspired........
....... by love.........

'I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.' Dorothy Parker.

'Women are cursed, and men are the proof.' Rosanne Barr.

"Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself." Mae West.

'My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to." Rita Rudner.

"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up." Barbara Bush.

"The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead." Ann Landers.

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house." Groucho Marx.

"Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day." Mickey Rooney.
Tallyho!

Best wishes - Lord Noel & Lady Jacqueline


Thursday 2 April 2009

Lord Noel On Coming Back

Whatto! ladies..... 

An interesting discussion developed the other night about re-incarnation.......
and the topic included 'what would YOU like to come back as?'......
One lady was quite adamant that she would like to come back as a 'BEAR'!....
When she was pressed she gave several compelling reasons why......
She said "When you're a bear, you get to hibernate............. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that................
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid......... Yum! No problem there!.....
When you're a girl bear, you give birth your children (who are the size of walnuts by the way!) while you are sleeping!................ and you wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
If you're a mother bear, everyone knows you mean business!......
You can swat anyone who bothers your cubs..........
and if your cubs get out of line, you swat them too!!........
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
and he EXPECTS you to have hairy legs .......
.............and excess body fat!......"

Tallyho!
Best wishes - Lord Noel & Lady Jacqueline
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