Whatto! Gregorianists...........
Around about now we like to take stock of what's happened to us over the Year and see what we've learnt from it.....................
.......and we came up with the following list!.............
There is not one shred of evidence to support the notion that life is serious.
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government directive.
A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
A balanced diet is a glass of Champagne in each hand!
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again and again...........
By the time you can finally make ends meet, they've moved the ends!
It's not the jeans that make your bum look fat!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".
People who want to share their religious views with you never want you to share yours with them.
You should NEVER confuse your career with your life.
Nobody cares if you can't dance! Just get up and dance!
Never lick a steak knife.
A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
A lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic!
Tallyho!
& All the Best in 2009!
Best wishes - Lord Noel & Lady Jacqueline
Around about now we like to take stock of what's happened to us over the Year and see what we've learnt from it.....................
.......and we came up with the following list!.............
There is not one shred of evidence to support the notion that life is serious.
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government directive.
A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
A balanced diet is a glass of Champagne in each hand!
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again and again...........
By the time you can finally make ends meet, they've moved the ends!
It's not the jeans that make your bum look fat!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".
People who want to share their religious views with you never want you to share yours with them.
You should NEVER confuse your career with your life.
Nobody cares if you can't dance! Just get up and dance!
Never lick a steak knife.
A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
A lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic!
Tallyho!
& All the Best in 2009!
Best wishes - Lord Noel & Lady Jacqueline
