Tuesday 2 December 2008

Just Three Words.....

Whatto! Worldly wise.................
Lady Jacqueline was sitting in a bar enjoying a cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man walked in..............
Apparently he was so striking that the women could not take their eyes off him.............
The young man obviously noticed their overly attentive stares & walked directly toward them...........
Before they could say anything to him the young man said this...................
"I'll do anything..............
........... absolutely anything that you want me to do............
............ no matter how kinky.............
for £20................. on one condition!'
Flabbergasted, they asked him what the 'condition' was.
He replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'
Caught by surprise............. my wife's friends just giggled at the sheer nerve of the chap.........
But Lady Jacqueline considered his proposition for a moment.................
...........then withdrew from her purse a crisp £20 note............
........which she pressed into the young man's hand along with her address.................
She looked deeply into his eyes & said...................
........slowly and meaningfully.................
......... "Clean my house!"
Tallyho!
best Wishes - Lord Noel

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