Lord Noel's Advice On Playing It Safe

Whatto! men.....................

According to a new book "Every guy knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands!...........
Accordingly, we've come up with the following handy 'SURVIVAL' guide!.......


DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate.
 


DANGEROUS: Are you really wearing that?
SAFER: You actually look quite good in beige.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate.



DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my pay packet.
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate.



DANGEROUS: Should you really be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate.



DANGEROUS: What have you been doing all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that dressing gown!
ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.


Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel