Lord Noel's Canadian New Years Eve

Whatto! Revellers..............

The following incident reportedly took place on New Years Eve in Burlington, Ontario.......

Mister Guillaume Mercier drove his Mazda pickup truck into at least five parked vehicles..............

Apparently, that was not enough for Mercier!

He then drove through the front doors of a Volkwagen dealership, where his vehicle became stuck!

Mercier then ran around the dealership parking lot................

.............urinating on vehicles!

....but Mercier was still not finished...............

He ran back to his stuck truck where Police say "He reached inside and pulled out a bottle of Champagne and a glass, climbed up onto the roof of his truck...............

...........then dropped his pants and mooned at Police Officers!"

At this point, Mercier poured himself a glass of champagne and sipped it until he emptied it!

Police are currently baffled as to why Mercier did this...............

The police said the glass of champagne he drank at the end of his shenanigans was the only booze he'd had that night.............

..........and Sergeant Carr said, "There was certainly not a mental health issue with him."

Damage at the dealership was estimated at about $15,000. Police charged Mercier, 38, with mischief over $5,000 and committing an indecent act.

He was released and is schedule to appear in court next month.

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel