Lord Noel On Being Completely Tapped

Whatto! Bath lovers............

In what I can only presume was an attempt to provide the Internet with yet more X-ray pictures of 'Things inserted into people' a man in China recently arrived at hospital............

.........with 16 inches of pipe thrust through his eye socket!.............

Yi Zhao, 57, slipped in his bath........... and impaled himself on the tap!....... Bad enough, you might think.............

But even when he made it to the hospital in Chonqing, China, Zhao's ordeal was not close to being over................

Apparently the doctors made Zhao wait more than three hours so they could take X-rays, and made him wait in agony even longer while they sent for a team of plumbers (!) to pull out the pipe...............

So, tired of the pain, Zhao took matters into his own hands..............

......and pulled the pipe out himself!

"I was tired of waiting and all they wanted to do was talk," Zhao said. "I felt I could stand the pain, and it wouldn't be a problem............ It didn't look too complicated."

Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel