Tuesday 7 October 2008

Wonderful Pinot Wine!

Whatto! Once more.........

Today's entry has something of an educational 'flavour' about it...................

And we're focusing on.......... "Pinot" Wines!............

There are many "pinot" wines on the market these days................


Pinot Noir....................

......from the succulent Pinot Grigio grape,
Pinot Gris............. ................from the unmistakable Pinot Blanc variety...................

And now Ladies & Gentlemen I am proud to announce.....................

that there is also marketing research being carried out on a product specially designed and developed............

.................for our wonderful senior citizens!

Apparently it is created from a new 'hybrid' grape....................
.......that has been modified slightly through GM processes.....................
and one of the unexpected 'side-effects' is that it acts as a diuretic!...............


............thus reducing the number of trips an older person has to make to the bathroom during the night!.............
What a helpful 'breakthrough!'.............................

They will be marketing the new wine as ............
............Pinot More!
Har!!
Tallyho! Everyone........................
Best wishes - Lord Noel

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