Monday 27 October 2008

Points I've Pondered

Whatto! Wonderful people................
There are a number of things in life that I have pondered on from time to time............
Here are SOME of them............
...in no particular order:

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?


Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?


Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?


Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?


Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?


Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?


Why is the man who invests all our money called a broker?


Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?


When they make new dog food with 'improved taste' - who tests it?


Why couldn't Noah have just squashed those two little mosquitoes?


Why do they sterilize the needles they use for lethal injections?


Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?


That's better! lol
Tallyho!
Best wishes - Lord Noel

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