I must say I was shocked by the sight that awaited me in Lady Jacqueline's dressing room the other morning!.............
It certainly wasn't for the faint hearted!!...........
There on the floor (where else would it be?)..........the carpet was literally and liberally................
........Littered....................
with corpses!.........
Wasp corpses!
There is a nest in the attic above her dressing room and apparently they get in via the extractor fan in the ceiling...............(cunning hey?)
They stagger about for a couple of days looking for a way out and then drop dead on the floor!.......
Not much of a life is it?!........... (although it does sound VERY familiar - Har!)
Anyhow..............
One or two of these malicious buggers have been secreting themselves in my wifes personal accoutraments and lie there in their half dead half alive state.................
Waiting!...............
And sure enough when my good wife goes to put on the said garments.............
(Oblivious to the waiting insect inside)..............
It happens!.............
WHACK!!
It sticks its vicious sting right into her!.......... (This time it was her left forearm!)
She has been subject the daily stinging sessions and is now at the end of her tether.............
Myself - Being an insect lover (and rather lazy too)...........
I used something known as 'tin foil' to cover the extractor fan.......
in the hope that they will please sod off somewhere else and stop squirting their poisonous venom into my poor wife!Im sick of it! and so is SHE!.........
Think how you'd feel if you walked into your wifes dressing room only to find her full of pricks!
You'd be Disgusted!............
Tallyho!
Best wishes - Lord Noel
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