Some humans have it, some don't. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
They think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior. They think it gives them power.
Those who don't have it may agree that it's an nifty toy, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it.
Still, many of those who don't have it would like to try having it - even for a day.
It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but it makes it hard to get any real work done.
In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information considered vital to the survival of the species.
Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most people today use it for sheer enjoyment most of the time.
Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop. Some people would just play with it all day if they didn't have some work to do.
It also provides a great way to interact with other people. Some people take this interaction seriously, others treat it as fun with
no strings attached.
Sometimes it's hard to tell what kind of person you're dealing with until it's too late.
If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big trouble.
And if you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread viruses.
It's inappropriate use is currently the biggest cause of Divorce. It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours.
If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think about anything else.
Importance has been attached to it that is far greater than it's actual size and influence warrant.
It has its own agenda. Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it will warp you behavior.
Later you may ask yourself "why on earth did I do that?"
It has no conscience and no memory. Left to its own devices, it will just keep doing the same things it did before.
Tallyho! For The Penis!......No sorry I meant The Internet!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
