Whatto! Shoppers...........
Like everyone else........Her Ladyship and myself are always on the look out for a bargain................The other day we were shopping together in M&S when I saw some Bollinger Special Cuvee Champagne in a wooden gift box with sliding lid and rope handle........... 'on offer' for only £25 a bottle!
I picked up a bottle and placed it inside our shopping basket......
My good Lady wife then asked "What do you think you're doing with that?""Probably drinking it!" I replied rather facetiously............
Then I added (a little more sheepishly)..........."They're on offer my Dearest........ for only £25 a bottle!"
She picked up the bottle......looked at it............ and then said "Put them back dear - we cant really afford luxuries like that......."
Reluctantly............I complied...........and we carried on shopping.............
........ finally we reached the cosmetics department....
Where her Ladyship picks up a £50 jar of face cream and places it into the basket........
"What are you doing?" I ask her..........."Its my face cream Darling" she replies..........
......... "It makes me look beautiful!"..............
"So does Bollinger champagne!" I snapped ......
......"and it's only half the price!"
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
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