Whatto! shoppers......
I was in a queue at our local Supermarket.............
............and I notice this rather dishy blonde behind me............
............ she has just raised her hand and is giving me a big 'hello' wave............
I am rather taken aback that such a nice looking lady is waving at me........
....... and although her face is vaguely familiar.............
........... I can't place where I might know her from.......
........ so I say, "Sorry, do you know me?"
She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children"
My mind is suddenly thrown into turmoil.................and immediately shoots back to the one and only time I have been unfaithful.....
........ 'Blimey!' I say, 'Did we meet on Cyrils stag do in Newport?'
........... 'When I got out of the police station and got back to the hotel room you had gone!?'
'No, ' she replies............
........... "I'm your son's English Teacher'
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
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