Whatto! Businesspeople....................
The other day in the post........
............(otherwise known as the snail mail).........
..........I received a bill that I was a little confused about.............
So I decided to ask Lady Jacqueline for some mathematical help...........
I went to look for her..............
......and I finally found her deep inside Virtual Manor pampering herself in her personal gymnasium...........
She soon switched orf her exercise machine to give me her full attention.........
.......and I asked her this.............
"Darling............If I were to give you £20,000, minus 14%, how much would you takeoff?"
.....and she replied, "Everything but my earrings."
Wallop!
Tallyho!
Best Wishes - Lord Noel
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