Friday 10 July 2009

Lord Noel Says - Just Stop It!

Whatto! Populace.............


The other morning Lady Jacqueline and myself were sitting in our spacious kitchen..............
........having just had breakfast together.......

.......... we were both reading the daily newspapers..................

When suddenly Her Ladyship pipes up above her tabloid with the following comment:

"Lord Noel..........it says here that every four seconds.......

......... somewhere in the world......

..........a woman has a baby!?"

I pondered her statement for a moment and then replied.............

"Well I think we should find this woman.....and STOP her!"



Tallyho!

Best Wishes - Lord Noel

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